Dont You Cry Monsieur Hobbit

breathingnarry:

OK SO I HAVE THOSE STUPID ONE DIRECTION CUPS MY DAD ALWAYS USES THE ZAYN CUP TO POUR WATER IN THE IRON AND ONE DAY I ASKED HIM WHY AND HE SAID ITS EASIER IF THE WATER IS HOT AND I SAID WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE ZAYN CUP AND HE LOOKED OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AND SAID ZAYNS HOTNESS HEATS THE WATER AND I HAVE NEVER RELATED WITH MY FATHER MORE THAN I DID THAT MOMENT

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mariuspunmercy:

unspeakablevice:

feministjewishfangirl:

deducecanoe:

ghost-jehan:

The (in)famous Romercutio kiss from the italian version of the musical

Wow. I will sail that ship. 

I see your Romeo/Mercutio and raise you Oberon/Puck (from the Globe production)image

Can we just—

Mephistopheles and Faustus in the Globe production of Christopher Marlowe’s Doctor Faustus 

let’s not forget coriolanus and aufidius:

(Source: drunkpylades, via nothing-rhymes-with-grantaire)

hiphopfightsplaque:

i swear to god every boy that pulls that “all that makeup covers up your natural beauty you’re so pretty without” type mess needs to be ready to fork up $200+ reimbursements because makeup is too expensive to throw away over some punk ass dude who doesn’t even know what concealer is

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Do not buy your kid(s) a bunny this weekend!

earthandanimals:

Rabbits are a lot of work. They need a large space and plenty of excercise. They aren’t usually cuddly animals and I do not recommend them for children. Shelters are over run as it is. Do not crowd them more because you didn’t do crucial research. It is not fair to the bunny at all. An animal is not a toy to be thrown on a shelf when you are “bored” be a responsible owner and do not get any animal on a whim.

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thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

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j1r4ch1:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level…

is that aph england

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ta-to-ba:

fufi-nana:

is this attack on titan

yes

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brandymallory:

I think I have achieved maximum classiness in my living room now,. 

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