Dont You Cry Monsieur Hobbit

capsicle107:

au: steve & peggy get their happy ending

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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porn4smartgirls:

i have this weird combination of crippling depression and steely determination to appear normal that makes me seem like a totally well adjusted person

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windswept-boy asked:
Thanks for following me :)

No problem, I love ur blog~

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

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Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

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how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

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bigfeet-littlesteps asked:
Cake party sounds good. Tea would be nice too though haha.

Son do not get me started on tea

I have a shelf of just tea: loose leaf, bagged, tea just for iced tea, and tea of every flavour u can imagine along with its decaffeinated counterpart and my tea lattes are to die for (I also have a foamer and powered flavours so it’s like Starbucks at home)

I go to antique shops just to get pretty tea cups so I can have tea time with a tea pot and tray of sweets

Tea is my life and u will most likely be offered a cup as soon as u walk into my house and I’m not even British

bigfeet-littlesteps asked:
If you need help eating the cake then I volunteer as tribute.

outlastinginfinity:

youleaveme-agog-and-aghast:

It’s chocolate with homemade cream cheese icing, are u ok with that?

I am if there’s room for three

Mom and bri are sick and can barely eat and my dad dosent like sweets unless they’re butter tarts
So yeah, there is too for three